Erskine, is this what the college stands for

I cannot for the life of me understand how Erskine College or any other College for that matter could every possible call their educational institution a Christian College and tolerate such behavior as putting on car washes in speedos, and actuation off dates.
I would like to know what the next stunt the Administration is going to permit the students to do at Erskine College in the Name of Jesus Christ.
I would like to meet the person that gave Erskine College the name Christian College.
I personally think that losing 14 freshman would get someone's attention.
Maybe with my help spreading the word about the professor and the S I. student playing house, at her house
What was the professor's name oh yes, I heard it was Rachael, and what about the rumor concerning the theft in the financial aid office? How many employees has Erskine had to fire in the last 3 years?
AH yes and lets not forget the infamous Tony Santella, Ladies man extraordinarine
Hire you a good Lawyer Tony, May is coming soon, I pay all of my Debts

Tony and the Grade Chaser's Don't push girls, their's enough A's for everyone.
like I always say, if you have a son or daughter that likes the anything goes college life and loves to date professors, drink when they are underage learn the art of gambling and
just think, They can do all of the above under the guise of Christianity.